I'm Sorry, But I Died Laughing At These 22 Job Tweets From Last Week

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Well, it's almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral last week.

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Twitter: @romagoesinsane

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WB / Twitter: @gilmxres

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hate how the area around my desk gets so dusty and dirty just because that's where i spend 40+ hours a week shedding skin cells and slowly dying

— 6’3” pool boy bitch 🦩 (@youwouldntpost) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @youwouldntpost

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Twitter: @lamegff

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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick

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Jobs think they can interview you 3 times then reject you like nah nigga I actually think it’s pretty cozy in this bitch I’ll start Monday

— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) October 3, 2024

Twitter: @ferupity

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Twitter: @katieogunsakin

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That “NO PHONE“ rule at jobs never applied to me

— 💰™ (@BrokeIsAChoice_) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @BrokeIsAChoice_

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Kayla Nicole Jones / Twitter: @layxsnv

10.

New hires be happy af 😂😂 You bouta see why we was hiring 🤣

— party gets me wetter☆ (@mainbitchclique) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @mainbitchclique

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FOX / Twitter: @Adam_Karpiak

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Twitter: @Not_Tolulope

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Twitter: @MsBigBack

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Twitter: @VeryBadLlama

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Twitter: @eastvillageguy

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you can tell I'm a good journalist because I made like 20 calls today and not a single person picked up the phone

— Brett Kelman (@BrettKelman) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @BrettKelman

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Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist

— meg “Yooper” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) October 3, 2024

Twitter: @MeganBitchell

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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick

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Twitter: @Tobincii

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Twitter: @KaijuCooper

21.

“I only make $40k a year! Why they need $100k?!”Bitch you need $100k too! We all do! Think bigger bitch!

— Papa, The Rollin’ Stone (@JumpShiveSlim13) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @JumpShiveSlim13

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Twitter: @sovietsoleri

Wanna see more funny tweets? Here are 27 that went viral just this weekend.